Hey, think of the upside, you might get cool prosthetic fingers.

[ it's. a joke. a bad one, but a joke nonetheless.

he lifts his eyebrows at Lance's sudden declaration, though whether it's because of the suddenness of it or the content, who knows!! ]

One person, ordering all this? [ apparently it's the latter, judging by the doubt in his tone. ] Nah, it's probably something like a birthday party, or an end-of-term school all-you-can-eat party. [ a pause. ] Do they even have schools here? I mean, they have to have schools, right?

[ feel free to leave him to ponder this on his own, Lance. ]