[ this is the wooooooooorst he probably looks totally lame right now. god he hopes no one else is seeing this (spoiler: everyone within a mile radius heard him crying about it) but he's thankfully distracted from his self-conscious thoughts when you returns with—
a watermelon.
he spares a moment to stare at her incredulously, but you know what, at this point, what the hey. he chows down on the half piece, getting about 3/4ths of the way done before he can finally pull back with a loud sigh of relief. the entire lower half of his face is different shades of red — from the heat, from the watermelon.
he flops backwards onto the sand, arms spread out. ]
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a watermelon.
he spares a moment to stare at her incredulously, but you know what, at this point, what the hey. he chows down on the half piece, getting about 3/4ths of the way done before he can finally pull back with a loud sigh of relief. the entire lower half of his face is different shades of red — from the heat, from the watermelon.
he flops backwards onto the sand, arms spread out. ]
Holy crow... Did I just escape death?