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[competing]

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[competing]

[ lance slumps dejectedly, rooted to his spot. ]

Getting nice clothes here is so much harder than getting them in Olympia...

[ a woeful sigh. his life is so hard. ]

[regives]

[ She lets go of his wrist, eyes narrowing. ]

Oh don't be such a baby, you can just borrow my clothes if it's such a problem.

[competing]

[ don't tell him what to do, old lady... ]

Yeah, cuz I can totally fit them.

[ you're like two feet tall. ]

[regives]

[ She's 5'8" ]

I have this shirt that'd fit you perfectly, it even has a cute little pig on it. My jeans might be a little too small for you, though...

[competing]

[ nani the heck ]





...Is it a cute pig?

[regives]

Do I look like the type to have an ugly pig shirt?

[competing]

[ he holds his hands up in defense. ]

Sometimes we don't get to choose okay...

But — thanks. I'll get it back to you as soon as I can.

[regives]

It's alright, you're probably going to end up stretching it out anyway.

[ BECAUSE OF HIS LONG ASS LIMBS... BUT ANYWAY. ]

So, the crystals, you didn't accidentally drop them, did you?

[competing]

[ you mean cuz he's all BUFF and stuff. ]

Got 'em right here, don't worry. [ he pats the pocket of his swim trunks... because let's pretend he put them there ever since. ]

Just make sure Junior's nice and warm.

[regives]

[ gays have pockets in every outfit these are just the facts ]

Oh, I was meaning to ask what the heck this is. [ Junior, she means. ] Are you on babysitting duty or what?

[competing]

[ what do u know about gays, heteanne. ]

Well, yes and no. I guess technically Junior belongs to Keith, since it was sent to him, but we sort of share everything now anyway, so.

[regives]

[ HMMMMMMMMMM ]

Oh, hm. [ ......... And then there's this....... sudden realization.... ] Are you guys dating?