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super cali swagilistic sexy hella dopeness ([personal profile] competing) wrote2017-07-29 02:24 pm
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[personal profile] figureitout 2017-09-18 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right?

[ it may very well have been the worst mistake of his life, not pausing to think it through when the restaurant owner had stopped next to the booth he was sitting in, slurping his noodle-equivalent happily, and offered him some quick money — all you got to do is help out in the kitchen, kid, earn some easy silver.

three hours later and here he is, elbows-deep in water that's murky and smells... well. best not dwell on that. the upside? at least he's not alone.
]

They'll prune and then fall off from over-soaking. [ he picks up one of the glasses that's currently in the water, half-cleaned, and raises it (full of soapy water) like a toast. ]

RIP our fingers, we knew ye well, thank you for all your services! [ he pretends to raise the glass to his lips... before making a face and pouring the soap water back to the sink. ]
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[personal profile] figureitout 2017-09-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, think of the upside, you might get cool prosthetic fingers.

[ it's. a joke. a bad one, but a joke nonetheless.

he lifts his eyebrows at Lance's sudden declaration, though whether it's because of the suddenness of it or the content, who knows!!
]

One person, ordering all this? [ apparently it's the latter, judging by the doubt in his tone. ] Nah, it's probably something like a birthday party, or an end-of-term school all-you-can-eat party. [ a pause. ] Do they even have schools here? I mean, they have to have schools, right?

[ feel free to leave him to ponder this on his own, Lance. ]
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[personal profile] figureitout 2017-09-28 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stiles is doing a marvelous impression of looking like he's working while actually craning his neck to see how Lance is doing... right until he comes barreling back, the owner of the restaurant yelling, his round face red and enraged.

right about then is a good time to pretend he's working really hard — but the second the owner is gone and Lance is whispering to him, Stiles turns to face him with a nod and a whispered response.
]

Yeah, with that kind of a reaction? Definitely something fishy. I mean, I thought it was weird he just offered me some money out of nowhere, like, I had barely picked up the menu when he was just there, asking if I wanted a job for the night... but maybe, maybe it was to get me out of there.